Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Slate Article on Gender Equality and Restrooms
Slate article on gender equality and separate restrooms.
Working as a janitor to pay my way through college I can confirm that, despite Yale's opinion, women's restrooms are much, much messier than the men's. Like an episode of CSI, I was never there to witness the crime, but only able to deduce her actions from the results.
The reason woman are more disgusting? I think it's because they hover. It only takes one uber-germ-o-phobe to leave their mark on the toilet seat, hovering over it in a Neanderthal squat, buttocks inches away from the white porcelain semi-circle.
Sometimes I'd wonder if the girl wasn't laying on her back trying to lob the turds up and over the rim. That seems the only explanation for that unfortunate memory.
Working as a janitor to pay my way through college I can confirm that, despite Yale's opinion, women's restrooms are much, much messier than the men's. Like an episode of CSI, I was never there to witness the crime, but only able to deduce her actions from the results.
The reason woman are more disgusting? I think it's because they hover. It only takes one uber-germ-o-phobe to leave their mark on the toilet seat, hovering over it in a Neanderthal squat, buttocks inches away from the white porcelain semi-circle.
Sometimes I'd wonder if the girl wasn't laying on her back trying to lob the turds up and over the rim. That seems the only explanation for that unfortunate memory.
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