Sunday, November 16, 2003
Bass Pro Shop whoopdedo
what i'm listening to Right Now: Muddy Waters - I Just Want to Make Love to You
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Well the Bass Pro Shop finally opened, and this being a website about how things are in the "Real World" I thought I'd give all you big city types the real deal experience of what excites the folks down here in Virginia.
They were literally bussing people in from satellite parking lots. It was on the front page of the local paper.
They got stuffed animals everywhere. How many animals have to die for one Bass Pro shop? Approx. 114 it turns out.
Badgers!!! We Don't need no Stinking badgers!!
And watch out!! There's an Owl!!
They got a cotton-pickin' waterfall in this place!! And a huge fish tank filled with Catfish, Gar, and BASS!! Three different types of bass.
She can't decide between pontoon boat or a speedboat:
So if you're ever passing thru Hampton, VA and you need a tree stand, you know where to go.
Oh, and afterwards we went to 99 Main St. Restaurant where they have a pregnant ghost bartender.
In keeping with the outdoorsey theme of the night, I had the special. Herb Crusted Rack of Boar in an Apple Chutney Sauce. Carnivorous!!
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Well the Bass Pro Shop finally opened, and this being a website about how things are in the "Real World" I thought I'd give all you big city types the real deal experience of what excites the folks down here in Virginia.
They were literally bussing people in from satellite parking lots. It was on the front page of the local paper.
They got stuffed animals everywhere. How many animals have to die for one Bass Pro shop? Approx. 114 it turns out.
Badgers!!! We Don't need no Stinking badgers!!
And watch out!! There's an Owl!!
They got a cotton-pickin' waterfall in this place!! And a huge fish tank filled with Catfish, Gar, and BASS!! Three different types of bass.
She can't decide between pontoon boat or a speedboat:
So if you're ever passing thru Hampton, VA and you need a tree stand, you know where to go.
Oh, and afterwards we went to 99 Main St. Restaurant where they have a pregnant ghost bartender.
In keeping with the outdoorsey theme of the night, I had the special. Herb Crusted Rack of Boar in an Apple Chutney Sauce. Carnivorous!!
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